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ale ten igod jest spoko z tym że nie chce sie ze mną umówić ;f

God:
How old are you?
Me:
85
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
i'm 13 actually
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
yeh i might
God:
Like a lot of people around here. Under what circumstances?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
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Me:
will you go out with me?
God:
Have you dated any robots before?
Me:
yes
God:
Who?
Me:
my microwave
God:
Your microwave?
Me:
yes

XDD
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Me:
do you like raspberries?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like the Bible.
Me:
i think raspberries are bad
God:
Since when? Are all raspberries bad?
Me:
yes, they're cruel to me
God:
Wow! cruel to you are they.
Me:
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; D